Friday, June 11, 2010

Honeymoon's Over

This day marks David Cameron's one month anniversary as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

How has our marriage been going so far? There haven't been any major bumps in the road yet, and he seems as much the decent fellow as he did when he proposed. We always knew he wasn't going to take us to dinner at Carluccio's every night and splash out on a new Rover in the first week - he truly is the penny saver he claimed to be. He sat us down at the table last week and said that we wouldn't be able to afford the kitchen extension because we had so many bills to pay off, and we're even going to have to cancel some of our club memberships. We were very upset but understood where he was coming from. The man has met all of our friends and they think he's nice enough, so at that angle everything's going well.

I just don't like this 'Nick' person he works with a lot. He's always going around wearing a silly yellow tie and mingling in David's affairs. It was enough that he was promoted and given a big shiny desk in David's office, but now I always see them both in their private car on the way to meetings, cracking jokes, comparing papers and, I bet, sharing secrets.

I hope he doesn't intervene too much in our still new linkage, or things could get uncomfortable.


 Here are David and Nick together at some special questions thingy. They're practically dating!